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Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:30 pm
by Oblivious
;_;
I was going to have a nudist party at LB's castle, but I guess I can't. Ah, that would have been so wrong. Someday, perhaps it'll be possible.

Re: Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:38 am
by Oblivious
Well, I guess for now I'll just have to edit heads onto bodies in MS paint. LOL this will be so very wrong.

Re: Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:22 am
by Dominus
Since there are no nude frames for any npc except the avatar and the nude npcs... Yeah, you will have to edit it yourself :)

Re: Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:17 am
by Oblivious
Which I'm doing. This is gonna be great. Everyone is going to be naked. Even the palace guards and Wislem! (editting Wislem's ass won't be easy, though) Right now I'm focusing on LB and the original 8 companions. Eventually I hope to get Sentri, Tseramed, Nystul, and Nanna (Nanna is with Nystul) in there somewhere. Spark won't be there; it's adults only :P

Re: Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:29 pm
by MeddlingMonk
Ultima porn? Debbie Does Destard?

Re: Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:29 pm
by Oblivious
LOL. But like there's not porn already in Ultima... This just takes it to the next step. Well, not quite. In the picture, nobody is going to be doing anything nasty (though Nana is in Nystul's bedroom with him; they're both standing beside the bed, though)

The sprites of course will have to have some altered hair so that you can tell them apart. For instance, Julia's hair is longer than Katrina's, which is shorter and darker (both the peasant and merchant females look the same nude)

I haven't figured out where to put everyone yet, but here's my plan so far:

Iolo: Strumming his lute; haven't decided where (either in the courtyard or the throneroom)
Shamino: In the courtyard, under a tree, speaking to Jaana
Dupre: running from Julia in the right hallway
Jaana: In the courtyard, under a tree, speaking to Shamino
Julia: chasing Dupre down the right hallway
Katrina: haven't decided yet
Geoffrey: Hitting the snack bar
Mariah: Sitting at the edge of the fountain in the courtyard
Sentri: haven't decided yet
Tseramed: haven't decided yet
Lord British: Sitting at his throne
Nell: Standing beside Lord British
Nystul: in his room, about to get naughty with Nana
Nana: In Nystul's room, about to get naughty with Nystul
Charles: brooding in the royal hallway
Boots: cooking
Bennie: probably helping Boots and helping himself
Wislem: probably in the royal hall
Inwisloklem: probably in the meeting room
Miranda: probably in the meeting room
Smith: in the courtyard, eating

Mama and Papa will be there, too!

I thought about having an archery contest in the courtyard, but that would be too dangerous.
Any idea what Sentri and Tseramed could be doing?

Re: Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:55 pm
by Crowley
Sounds like a college student party.

Re: Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:33 pm
by Earthquake Damage
Put a lampshade on someone's head and some bottles/kegs strewn about.

Re: Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:18 pm
by AJ
Sherri the mouse?

Re: Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:31 pm
by Oblivious
Sherry's ribbon will be gone.

Re: Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:34 pm
by Oblivious
Also, while I like the lampshade idea, there are no lampshades in Ultima 7, plus it would be impossible to identify the person if his head is covered.

Re: Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:38 am
by Oblivious
Whew! It's almost finished! A question: Are (pixelated) bare asses okay to show here, or do I have to censor those as well?

Re: Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:16 am
by Oblivious
I did it, I did it! Now I just have to wait for Dominus or someone to tell me if the asses need censored out, and how much (if yes, then entire buttocks or just the crack?) then I'll upload it to imageshack and post a link.

Re: Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 6:34 am
by Dominus
I might be a hard moderator from time to time but I have nothing against pixelated, drawn asses (and especially since we won't see sparks shiny behind :))

Re: Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:14 am
by Oblivious
Haha, I remember that Exult bug with Spark.

Here we go.

http://img18.imageshack.us/my.php?image ... nsored.jpg

(click the image to make it full screen; it's a large image so it takes a little while to load)

BTW, if you're having difficulty finding Sherry, she is under the table with the cheese (I was going to put her in front of the table, but I was afraid she'd get stepped on)

Hopefully you can tell who everyone is. The entire castle staff save Charles is there, as well. Papa and Mama are dancing in the throneroom.

Just in case it's difficult to tell some apart:

--There are two old ladies in this image. One in the kitchen and one in Nystul's room; that should tell you which is which
--Sentri is in the banquet hall; Shamino is speaking to Jaana in the courtyard
--Julia is chasing Dupre; Katrina is speaking to Mariah in the courtyard

Everyone else should be identifiable. And yes, Mama's haircolor looks very unnatural, but that's what I ended up with when I did a palette swap.

Re: Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:57 pm
by alagner
Man, from now on you're my hero ;) I've had a really good laugh while watching it ;)


>>"nudecastlepartycensored.jpg"
"Castle Party" is the one of the most popular goth festivals in my country, so it's even more funny for me now.

Good work, really xD

Re: Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:07 pm
by Salicias
Hah! Thats great. I like the fondue pot. Everyone seems to be having fun, but it looks like Nystul is ready to beat Nana. She should have been suspicious when he wanted some privacy as no one else seems to care about being exposed.


Salicias

Re: Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:26 pm
by Oblivious
Nah, he's telling her to get in bed so she can see what his "other" magic wand does :P

Re: Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:49 am
by Crowley
I'm afraid to ask what Smith is up to behind that tree.

Re: Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:10 am
by Oblivious
Smith is eating the leaves of the orange tree.
Oh, and the stuff in the pot isn't supposed to be fondue; it's soup or stew.

Re: Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:12 pm
by Reddie
What was the point of censoring the boobies when the only Ultima chick who has nipples is the female Avatar (who isn't even present in that pic... don't tell me s/he wasn't invited to the party)?

Btw, nude Sherry is teh sexxorz.

Re: Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:07 pm
by Oblivious
The only nude characters are mama/female avatar, male avatar, and papa. So of course this involved the pasting of heads onto said bodies (why do you think it took me three days to make this image?). So yeah, there are nipples.

Re: Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:12 am
by Reddie
Ever played SI?

Re: Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:15 am
by Oblivious
Yes. The only nudable characters are the avatars and Frigidazzi, who is identical to the white Avatar (I know Lucilla and Brennan are nudable, but I can't find their nude sprites via Studio)

Re: Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:35 am
by Reddie
But you said that the only nude characters are mama, papa and the Avatar, so you were wrong! Nyah, nyah!!

Anyway, I knew that you created that pic by pasting the characters' heads over the nude bodies. It's not like Origin would have bothered at making a nude sprite for each NPC just for the sake of it (thought it would have been priceless). I was just making fun of the fact that the female Avatar is the only woman in U7 who has nipples.

Re: Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:22 pm
by drcode
I haven't visited the Phorum for a while, and this is what I come back to??:-) Now how am I ever going to get that picture out of my mind?