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dominus at users dot sourceforge dot net

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:48 am
by minnosid
Is not existing.
Who is freezing, create ice?
Thease day after play Ultima 7, my compter started to get freezed in blue screen when turn off, auto restarting.

Your Exult program has fault!

Re: dominus at users dot sourceforge dot net

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 6:05 am
by Paulon
PEBKAC.

Re: dominus at users dot sourceforge dot net

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 7:35 am
by monotremata
HADOKEN!

Re: dominus at users dot sourceforge dot net

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:06 am
by Gotcha!
But seriously though, minnosid's threads should be deleted.
It'll take the fun out of his trolling real fast.

Re: dominus at users dot sourceforge dot net

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 12:40 pm
by Knight Captain
I'd do the honors if I could.

I suspect at this point MINHO is going to end up as an easter egg who dies like Kenny from South Park. Repeatedly.

Re: dominus at users dot sourceforge dot net

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 1:58 pm
by Gotcha!
Likewise, I wouldn't mind having that honour either.
He's been at it for, what, years now?

Re: dominus at users dot sourceforge dot net

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 5:05 pm
by Knight Captain
We could just block Korea Telecom but I know we have at least one legitimate fan in Korea. And that's not Minho.

And MINHO is now a test NPC in my mod. RIP MINHO.

Re: dominus at users dot sourceforge dot net

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 5:34 pm
by Gotcha!
Well, at least he is good for one thing then.

Re: dominus at users dot sourceforge dot net

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 5:38 pm
by Knight Captain
Yes, dying!

Re: dominus at users dot sourceforge dot net

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 6:54 pm
by Dominus
I'll go about deleting soon.

Re: dominus at users dot sourceforge dot net

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:53 pm
by Donfrow
May also make an appearance in Glimmerscape2 though I'm not sure as what yet...

Re: dominus at users dot sourceforge dot net

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:27 pm
by Knight Captain
I'm thinking...

Code: Select all

void npcMinho
{
var death_chance;
var minho_pos;
var minho_body;

if (event == PROXIMITY)
{
death_chance = UI_die_roll(1,10);

if (death_chance > 9)
{
minho_pos = UI_get_object_position(MINHO);

// lightning strike script, then
UI_lightning();
// And lower MINHO's HP by 50 to kill him.

// Bring him back like Kenny so he can die again.
0->UI_delayed_execute_usecode_array(MINHO, [call_usecode minho_func_number], 20);
}
}
if (event == SCRIPTED)
{
minho_body = UI_find_nearby(shape, distance, mask);
minho_pos = UI_get_object_position(minho_body);
// sprite effect at minho_pos.
// resurrect Minho so he can die again.
}
Needs work, but that's the idea.

Re: dominus at users dot sourceforge dot net

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:55 pm
by Paulon
Nice start, but it needs some more random variety than just lightning. Fireballs, meteors, deathbolts, swordstrikes...

Re: dominus at users dot sourceforge dot net

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 10:43 am
by minnosid
KAMEHAMEHA!!!

Re: dominus at users dot sourceforge dot net

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 10:46 am
by minnosid
There no liying why do you love to discaring mine?

Re: Then

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 10:48 am
by minnosid
Why don`t you answe?

Re: Who said that?

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 10:52 am
by minnosid
If someone`s name? so curious

Re: Then do you have...

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 11:00 am
by minnosid
Ressurrection magic?
What`s work?

Re: dominus at users dot sourceforge dot net

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 12:20 pm
by Gotcha!
Yay, 'Lyly hannah' is back.

Re: dominus at users dot sourceforge dot net

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 12:22 pm
by Knight Captain
Oh boy, when I get this code working there will be video. Glorious video.

Re: dominus at users dot sourceforge dot net

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 12:40 pm
by Gotcha!
Glorious it may be, but still, I get the feeling he might feel accommodated by you, basically feeling like you're honoring him. Might make the problem worse.

The only way to get him out of here is by deleting his posts as soon as possible (even when he's using a proxy site, posting under different names).

Re: dominus at users dot sourceforge dot net

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:05 pm
by agentorangeguy
He is Minholio, he needs tp for his bunghole

Re: dominus at users dot sourceforge dot net

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:23 pm
by agentorangeguy
And yes minho needs to be immortalized in an npc. There's so much material!

Re: dominus at users dot sourceforge dot net

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:26 pm
by Dale
I mean.. I couldn't even parody those posts, though. His game is tight!

Re: dominus at users dot sourceforge dot net

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:26 pm
by agentorangeguy
I sometimes wonder if minho is actually someone's lame attempt at a bot which just scans these forums for keywords relating to Ultima and randomly asks questions and inserts random keywords too.

"How can get Frigizzi's Oink with Rhybak Feed Me More? Mountan of Freedom dead and Shamino gauntlents of Oink. Get me serpent pillar. I have 4 Monetari and No password and Dead"

Re: dominus at users dot sourceforge dot net

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2019 1:20 am
by Knight Captain
The copy protection failure in SI does just that.

All NPCs get pointed to use this function:
void funcOink object#(0x63D) ()

Which then uses another function for the conversation:
var copyProtectionFailConvo 0x89B ()

That uses work lists supplied by:
var copyProtectionFail1 0x891 ()
All the way to:
var copyProtectionFailA 0x89A ()

Each is a specific word type, nouns, adjectives, verbs, phrases, nouns for animals, nouns for people.

So should I have the time, I'll take his threads, chop up the word types, and he can be banned forever because he'll never really die. Just like Trip Hawkins.